It has been a very bad year for the pond...no frog spawn has been the worst. No baby frogs to Mengele with.

And then the detah of the koi...you dont realise they are as big as they are when they are swimming around. The pond is too shallow and there is not enough oxygen. The pump packed up and i thought it would be Ok because it was October but the weather got warm and they could not breathe. Came home and therewas my pride and joy arse up.

Got out a shoe box and it was too small for him. Buried him at night with a torch in my moutg. Next day. another one. this time tangled up. Tasha had to pull him by his tail to get him out.

and its only a fucking fish for fuck sake!

express that!